By Philip Schweier
November 17, 2013 - 19:11
I had high hopes for Joss Whedon’s Agents of
SHIELD series, but I regret to say I’m very close to abandoning the series
altogether. It has committed the cardinal of a Joss Whedon program: it’s dull.
Coulson (center) and his agents: Skye, Simmons, Fitz, May and Ward
I don’t blame Joss, so much as I blame show runners Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. I expected Joss Whedon to not be
particularly hands-on, but I still expected a show with all the colorful Joss
Whedon touches. Clearly, I was wrong.
Let’s examine the Nov. 12 episode, “The Hub.” Agent Coulson and his team arrive
at SHIELD’s central location, known as the Hub, where a near-legendary Level 8
agent hands them a two-man assignment. It requires someone with the expertise
to deactivate a high-tech weapon. So Field Agent Ward (Brett Dalton) is
partnered with Fitz (Iain De Caestecker), who is normally confined to the
engineering lab. Though they are both bonafide agents, their skill sets are
considerably different.
As Ward and Fitz head off on their assignment, new recruit/former
hacker Skye (Chloe Bennet) is put out by the fact that no one will share
information with her. Well, let’s face it, kid: you’ve given your team reason
to doubt your intentions, and you’re not even a full-fledged SHIELD agent yet,
so you don’t have the security clearance.
Chloe Bennet plays Skye
Despite everyone telling her to “trust the system,” she is compelled to hack
into the computer servers in search of mission details. I predicted this would
result in one of two scenarios:
1. She would end up compromising the mission, whereas if she’d left well enough
alone, she wouldn’t be directly responsible for endangering the lives of her
teammates.
2. She would learn some hidden component to the mission ops, the revelation of
which would turn her into a short-term saviour.
And I was right. I won’t spoil it for those that haven’t watched this episode.
Skye’s whole reason for joining SHIELD is the hope of learning about the
parents she never knew. She’s passionate about that, enough so to convince
Coulson to help. But not enough to interest the audience. I fail to understand
her motivation in learning about her parents; it’s not as if it will change her
current situation. Yet she HAS to know.
It reminds me of a teenager (usually female) who is way too interested in the
petty details of other people’s lives. If such a quest for knowledge could be
applied academically, it would lead to a four-year scholarship to the
university of her choice. Instead it leads to juvenile gossip.
Two other characters I fail to grasp is the science and tech team,
Fitz and Simmons (Elizabeth Henstridge). Clearly they have a long-standing
partnership bordering on romance. But I fail to understand how it hasn’t
crossed that line yet, when the intimacy level has endured for so long.
Fitz and Simmons, and their on again/off again sexual tension
Rounding out the team are Ward, the resident ass-kicker and Melinda May
(Ming-na Wen), who is clearly capable of kicking just as much ass. Ward’s
action heroics usually take a back seat to Coulson’s management skills. May is
the strong, silent type, and perhaps the show’s most interesting character. But
she has yet to get her chance to shine; instead she pilots the team’s jet.
She’s had a few action sequences, but has usually come in behind Ward.
Like many people with busy schedules, I sometimes have to rely on
the DVR or go online to watch my favorite programs. Agents of SHIELD has
dropped to the bottom of the list. Arrow has evolved into a much more
enjoyable comic book TV show. It doesn’t come with the baggage of Whedonesque
expectations, but it is steeped in the lore of the DC Universe, presented in a
very natural manner, rather than a nudge-nudge, wink-wink.
Agent Melinda May in one her infrequent action scenes
Agents of SHIELD also must live up to its ties to the Marvel Movie
Universe. In addition to blurry background footage of the Avengers, the show
has also featured Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in one episode and a Chitauri
helmet as the McGuffin in another. I would hate to see Agents of SHIELD
resort to further name-dropping in the interest of boosting its ratings.
My prescription for the show is to enlist Whedon collaborators Tim Minear, Ben
Edlund and Jane Espenson. They were in tune with Joss Whedon on other projects
such as Buddy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly.
But that raises a question: How critical is a Whedon to a Joss Whedon show?
Perhaps the true credit lies with someone else.